For several months now I’ve walked down Charlotte St – the traditional home of advertising in the UK – and looked at the old Saatchi & Saatchi building; boarded up, windows empty but open, its corporate signage still on show and a black flag hanging over the entrance (...

I am a dreadful dancer.

I am bad enough on my own but the problems really start to develop when I am dancing with a partner. Tradition dictates that the male will lead in a dancing couple, thus making it a hapless experience for the two of us.

Now, perhaps that is down t...